messy or stupid stories thread

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I'll add my latest after Bedroock 14th in a few weeks...!!!

I was once rather twatted in a club (this would be about 2000 - when things were at their messiest) and I started to hallucinate, as it was my mates 25th birthday and we'd all been hard on the burgers for a good while!

Nothing unusual about that to be honest, as it wasn't the first time  

But after seeing the usual odd stuff (birds flying around, random colours and patterns draped over my vision) I started to see everybody as skeletons! As in they had no flesh or any other body parts except their clothes and their bones.    

Now I just tried to ignore it and concentrate on the hardhouse (thank god it wasn't a psy-trance night) but as it kept getting worse I had to leave the dance floor, and go chill out in the toilets. This was as the club didn't have a chill-out room. After splashing a few bottles of water over my face I got my head back together (sort of) and via the bar (where I picked up a beer) returned to the dance floor.

So I'm dancing and thinking 'thank god that's passed' and I decide to to take a little breather and put my beer on a table in front of me.

It seemed rather an odd table, as it was fashioned out of what looked like oak and in a sort of classic rustic style. Not in keeping with the club at all. After a bit, I was shocked to see the table literally stand up and walk off! Knocking my stella over with it. Turns out I had carried on tripping and the table was some girls back, who was having a rest and learning forwards with her hands on her knees.  

So off I go back to the toilets, more water over my face, slap myself around the head a few times and eventually get some composure back.

I returned to the floor, and by now things had cooled off in the club, tunes were a bit more chilled and trancey and I managed to keep my marbles for a good while like a good little boy. Then just when I think I'm all-right, someone git hands me this huge stinking bottle of poppers.  

I thought 'sod it', had a good snort and was okay for about 5 seconds..... then BANG! My head spins/explodes  and I cannot see a damn thing. It all goes white. I'd climbed onto the podium at this point and so realised I need to be careful or I might come falling off. But luckily I managed to grab a brick column and support myself. By the time my eyesight came back though, my legs had packed in. I came tumbling down off the podium and rolled onto and over the floor. The dance floor by this point (about 5am) was serioulsy grim. I mean like nothing but fag buts, puke, beers, dirt etc. I was covered.

After a bit of lying there in it all, it occurs to me that everybody in the club is also too twatted to even notice my demise! Not one person has noticed my collapse. Eventually, my legs return and as I stumble back on my feet, a friendly fellow raver mistakenly catches me in the cheek with his fag butt. Quite a messy one and the cherry on it gave me a nasty burn  

After that, I staggered back to the bar and decided to drink nothing but water for the rest of the night and behave myself.

To make my night even worse, on the way out the club, my mate was complaining she was cold. So as a perfect gent, I lent her my coat.  

Halfway home, one of my other mates decides to throw up all over her back, covering my jacket in vom!  

I had to chuck the jacket away as it had like a furry material and would not wash out.

What a messy crap night that was!  

I met Steve Lawler and he was shit faced in a line. He was going for dinner, Andy wanted to get his groove on. Can you sign my CD, NO!, after the set....like 10 hrs later. I was mess by that time and forgot I had the CD for him to sign. Fuck you Lawler, you 5"3 twat...tho the women were getting horny to the tribal rhythms,...so thanks

I was at Global Gathering a few years back, I can't remember the exact year but it was the one where we had real bad weather Flash Flooding constant rain etc etc... So we got there and the conditions were terrible ( swamplike ). My friends & I decided to make the best of It as we could so we went in & bought some Gary's ( Pills ) , I had done pills lots of times before & never had any problems so we bought these big pink things!!!! I boshed 2,  Things went downhill fast, I don,t think they was MDMA, probably Ket or summat????? When i came round i was with Paramedics who said my Girlfriend had alerted them & that they had found me lay in a big muddy puddle? My Girlfriend was in Poland at the time and was'nt even there?? There was some girl with me ( She was crying & said I had been with her for the last 5 hrs or so ) I dont know who she was or what i had been doing?? I cant remember seeing any Djs NOTHING??? A complete mystery?? They would nt let me stay on site as i was completely Fu***D .. SO I said my goodbyes and headed home in a Taxi!!! Still to this day I don't know who the girl was or what had happened, MY mates say they lost me and did@nt see me until 2 days later??????

messy!

messy for the weather, messy for everything else

LEGEND!

this thread is full of reasons why i stopped doing ecstasy and lsd and other hard shit.. once we wanted to have a good time and dropped some pills at home, strong ones mind you, and an hour later my trip goes astray and i go to my bed, where this strong pill (i only had one for recreational purposes, never did e at home ever again after that) starts giving me hallucinations cause of absence of energy-wasting movements, i guess, all of this shit went into my imaginative brain centers, and omg, i've never seen anything like that on e... the weirdest and most unsettling was a vision of some ALIEN with one leg of it being like a fucking grown ass tree with roots and all, and he was dragging that leg while trying to walk... so many years have passed, i still remember the vision...

Rightly so

i had visions of those insect creatures from starship troopers marching over my bed early one morning trying to sleep after getting home from clubbing. didn't sleep too well that morning

having my vision go pixelated another time, in a white club, white walls, white ceiling, glass dome on the ceiling with early morning sun coming through, strobe going hard, and either taucher or gary white (i can't remember which one was playing at the time, both on the same bill, i think it was gary white) caning some massive building track. looked like when you look real close at an old CRT tv screen, blue green and red dots everywhere. was pretty wild.

Tripped plenty on the tabs myself ... some people never have... guess it depends on the individual.

I'd prefer not to though!