Tell Us a JOKE, page 6

njalldurstarlightning mr. on November 12th, 2015 / post 68776
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
We're all trying to understand the same things, looking from different angles.
njalldur2lightning Power User on May 14th, 2016 / post 69513
Robbin Williams last joke on screen: (from: the Aristocrats(https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/))

Roughly told:
A guy sees two old friends, now priests, eating supper.
He wanted to appease them and was uncertain which to send over: a bottle of wine, or a boyscout.
dongbongstarlightning tribalmixr on September 17th, 2016 / post 70031
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"

She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
IB1starvip Moving Biology on September 23rd, 2016 / post 70060
A mushroom walked into a bar. The bar tender said, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind."
"Hey, what's the problem?"
"Just get out of here. We don't serve mushrooms."
The mushroom in anguish says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
Music is physics brought to life with biology.
IB1starvip Moving Biology on September 23rd, 2016 / post 70061
A person walks into a bar and  asks the bar tender for a drink. The bartender points to a sign above the bar that says "sorry we don't serve animals".

The person yells "But I'm not an animal".

The bartender then points to another sign above the bar "Then why do you have to drink?,we don't serve dumb-ass either!".
Music is physics brought to life with biology.
dongbongstarlightning tribalmixr on September 30th, 2016 / post 70100
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
jaibenzstarlightning 💎  on November 2nd, 2016 / post 70232
Why did Adele cross the road??

to say hello from the other side!
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