Andy needs excuses to cop off work on this birthday, page 1

right lads, my fucking birthday is may 16th (all donations to me are appreciated  ). I cannot get my 31st birthday off this week. I need excuses cunts...I mean good ones!

The cat died.....

Good Luck :)

Andy, i am shocked you are grasping for words.... Just be frank, straight up and don't swear!

Because I am the mananger and need time away from you incompitent minions!!  

munkyn, i am going to try that one tomorrow, Andy i will let you know how i go    

It works for the minions as well the other way!!!

its not my minions, its my boss.

Just tell him you've caught an acute case of party-itus in your soul and you need to go and visit doctor groove for the cure.

Fuck it - I dunno!!

Just call in sick with a club foot or something..... what are they gonna do? Fire your ass?

Fire them the mofafookas!!

she's one up on me...lmao and since I quit manager. She is the wife of my best mate and boss as of june 1st.

just make it they dont want you taht day and make sure they are gratefull for this

tell them you have this

man.. pics like this should be provided as LINKS, so that noone would have to keep looking at it while fucking replying... dam...

I'd cut my toe off if I had that

i wonder, if i stick this one on main page, will there be a surge of new users' registrations?